[Silence. And then at horribly loud decibles...]

DANTE.

Front and center, you braindead retard. You and I need to have a little chat about personal spaceAs for the rest of this nonsense, I no more trust these new gods anymore than the last, and I, for one, deny their divinity. I have more such credence in my little finger than they shall ever ( Read more... )

[The feed cuts on and for several seconds there's a staticy silence. When Vergil finally speaks, his voice has a playful bounce to it, as though all of the chaos amuses him. And it probably does.]Let's see here. First we have the explosions and that floating plate threatening to smash us all flatter than the proverbial pancake. Then, lo and ( Read more... )

Killing each other, with no obvious rhyme or reason. Throw in a little cannibalism, and you have a ready-made party. Still, it's fascinating to watch. It reminds me of the lower levels of demons from home ( Read more... )

[There's a yip and a playful growl, before Vergil heaves a deep sigh, from way, way down. It's more exasperation than anger, but that could probably change in a heartbeat given half a chance.]For the record, it followed me home. And I'm two seconds from planting my boot in its backside. You have ten minutes to come get it out of my sight, Lady ( Read more... )

Well, it's as though we're entirely helpless as we were against those guards. So it could be worse ( Read more... )

( Private to Dante )

That was fairly anticlimatic. I expected no less.

Someone's been through my things.

...

I'm looking at you, Dante.

Well.

Absolutely nothing's going to get done at this rate.

Idiots.

You're all fools. Do you seriously think charging headlong into a confrontation you're not remotely prepared for to be your only course of action? Or are you in the group that thinks keeping your head down and going along with their wants just to get your lacking powers back wise ( Read more... )

...You've got to be kidding-

If this is some sort of joke, I'm not in the least amused. I'm honestly tired of jackasses taking Yamato from me. Rest assured: This won't pass without retaliation.

( LOCKED TO LADY )